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18 years old. Nordstrom employed. Seattle, WA.

-annoying:

stop puttin shit like this in ur tinder bio i just wanna know if youre DTF i don’t give a fuck about your lame ass john green self description

-annoying:

stop puttin shit like this in ur tinder bio i just wanna know if youre DTF i don’t give a fuck about your lame ass john green self description


glass-cases:

So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one

glass-cases:

So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one


When asked if he has any celebrity crushes, Elgort smiles and says, “Tom Hardy! I have a girlfriend and I love her BUT I would go gay for Tom!!”


squirticuno:

ratchetmess:

 Confused much?

Nothing about this makes sense

squirticuno:

ratchetmess:

 Confused much?

Nothing about this makes sense


wild-guy:

Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.


50-shades-of-jalex:

my personal favorites for cards against humanity


insidethehood-lum:

deansass:

the-kellic-ship:

deansass:

dear Australians,

Canada has less people than California alone, and we’re the 2nd biggest country in the world. Gay rights are fully legal, abortion is legal, no racism or descrimination of any kind is allowed, free healthcare, and we have moose. Come live here, we have lots of space!

sincerely,

Canadians

can Americans come too

no

Please we hate this country as much as you do


I’m fifty shades of fucked up.”

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